Gosh, I miss http://www.kickette.com. Those girls were sharp, funny and merciless. There were short-term replacements… dirtyfootball.com, the FoxNews soccer channel, but none came close. But now I have www.soccergods.com and not a moment too soon. All of my Zlatan Ibrahimovic updates in one place, with rock solid writing too boot. True, they are guys and lack that feminine knack for slice n’ dice but you can’t have everything.

And to prove there is a God, the Fusion Channel on my DirecTV has their one hour show every Tuesday morning at six o’clock.